DaBogmu's War Journal
DaBogmu's War Journal
HI
Me Bogmu friend ov Grimm. Grimm says UO has change eh bunch since me play it last. (me was on da first month it came out) Well mees have been playing UO fer quite eh while now en it starting ta get on me nerves. Tried dat Ashron's call game en it really bad. Grimm has talked me inta given dis another shot jus gotta find me game CD. Grimm says ju are da gud players in UO. Me no like bad players dey dumb. OK eh little about me Bogmu. Me was one of da original trollies on EQ (logged onto Bertoxxulous server when there was less den 300 on it). Me like ta bash tings en write potree(poetry but me not smard to spell correctly). Her is example of potree.
Roses er red
me bash ju head
roses er blue
me run ju thru
Well me just wana say hi ta yahs cause Grimm say ju gud bunch.
Bogmu
Me first day ov Bashen
November 30, 1999
Well me log on me walk rounds looking at town tryin ta member what me need ta do. Me kill a bunny cause him look at me weird en me no like his ears. Den me see eh llama en me attack. Me die doh dumb llama. Me come back ta life en decide ta go ta graveyard. Dumb skels kill da Bogmu dere. Grimm comes on en Delain reses me. Me den meet da goddess she nice lady. Grimm say she in charge so me be nice ta her. We gota Grimms place him show me how ta do some stuff en give me armour so me no die. Me den meet Drune en we go bashy llamas fer revenge. Den me see kitty en say ta drune "Me wana naw on da kitty." Kitty not like me nawing on him so me hafta lay da hurting down on hims. We meet up with Tain(sp) en we go hunt rats. We bashy dem rats gud. Me make most money ever on dis game. Me rich. Drune says him gona make me some gud armour so me say okie. Den we gota bank en me get stuck on table. Me was able ta get free. Me puts money in bank en drune tells me ta not forget to practice. So me practice en log.
Bogmu Kitty Killer
Bwahahahaha
Bogmu's Potree Stump
November 30, 1999
Rabbit Rabbit in da wood
ME tink bash U me should
But him is very cute
me say oh shoot
So me pet da bunny
hehehe dis is funny
Den da bunny it bite me
Ah me tink me must flee
But wait me can bash thee
BASH hehehe dead Bunny
har har har
Bogmu
(rewritten by Drune)
Rabbit Rabbit never fear
If thou sense evil is near
With my sword and shield held high
I shall guard thy carefree life
And so I pet thy little head
Ouch!
Seems someone should have kept thou fed
I shall go forth at once and search for food!
- Leaps up and scrunches bunny under his boot*
Day 2
December 01, 1999
Mees not feeling gud so me only play little bits. Da war against da cows is going well. Me killed dem gud last night but me keep getting cow spit on me armor. If anyone knows how ta get cow spit out ov armor let mees know. Grimm made me some better armor so me more protected. Tonight me go bashy undead tings in cemetry fer revenge cause dey killed me before.
Da Bogmu
Day 3
December 02, 1999
Me log in at Grimms place. Looks round no Grimm, Red, er Drune so me go. Me am glad ta say dat da war with dem Llamas en cows is almost over. Me bashed dem gud fer eh hour. Still not able ta get cow slober out ov armor. Den me decide ta go en kill undead in cemetary. Me kill several dere en one brings eh harpy ta fight me kill it tu. Dere was one night en eh grizzly in dere me need help fer dese tu baddies. Delain en Drune arrive en we finish off da undead en da grizzly. Afta acheiving a great victory over da undead me go back ta Grimms place ta relax. Me tinks me en Delain er gona spare tonight ta work on skills. Dis weekend me wana bashy some more rats en maybe walk about fer a bit.
Da Bogmu
Day 4
December 03, 1999
Well me first off would like ta say dat da Llama/Cow war is finally over. Dey now flee within my presence. Still need eh way ta get cow slobber out ov armor. The war against da undead is going gud. Many time me have gone ta cemtary en driven da undead out. Me did find out one ting while me was dere. Balinor was standing out side da gates in wrath form. He was blue so me know him no kill me. But it seems dat wrath form not like da Bogmu er it like da Bogmu to much. It attack me, me had ta flee fer me life. Me ask Balinor why him attack me en him say him not attack. Him thought me in trouble en was going ta help. Well afta talking it over en also asking Taint fer som advice wees came ta con..conclu..umm..end dat wrath form attacks anytings. Dat settled me go back ta cemtary en bashy som mo skels. Taint show up en helps mees kill knight skele. Later dat dey me decide ta explore eh little mo. Me find dire wolf hims is mean en attack da Bogmu. Me not strung nuff ta kill it so me run. Well me bud mathias(sp) him log on en me tells him hi. Him over en Vesper me go dere taday ta bashy Tollies(dat not sound right ta me hummm).
Da Bogmu
War Jernal Weekend
December 06, 1999
Me not have da best weekend some great stuff but lots bad tings. First friday me Drune en Delain go en releave da monks house from vile trollies. We meets lots people dere. Wees kill all dem trollies den eh monk come. Dey all talk ta him while him saying tanks fer dis en dat. Well me not interested in orb tingy dat dey talk about so me say me want fud er beer. Monk guy nice him give us all beerz ta drink en tell us eh story. Den him die later dat sad. Saturday me not do much connection problems. Dumb Gnomes. Sunday not gud me die several times. First tree ting kill me over by shame. If anyone kill it please return me stuffs tanks. Den me meet up with drune en delain en colby we go inta dungeon. We bashy lots tings den me die when wees fight demon. Res me gets stuff back. We bashy demon tingy. Wees den walk down farther en bashy eh drake heheheh dat fun en me no die. We den see elder drake me die dere dumb drake. Well we goes back ta town en sel stuff en split loots. Me on my way out when me attacked by 3 trollies me run but me die again. Me not has gud day. Me get res grab stuffs en goes help with trollies. Den cheiften says him no like da Bogmu en bashy me gud. Res get stuffs find one mo trollie watch drune bash it gud. Me den decide me go home er me gota grimm's place. Well me try tongiht maybe batter lucks.
Da Bogmu
War Jernal Monday
December 07, 1999
Well me was gona try some juju but decided against it me gona work on healing. Me still wana be able ta cast som juju like da buffs en recall. Can me do dat with 60 in magery? Me not do much last night me get on late. Me working 2nd shift fer eh few weeks en really do not like fighten alone. Well me try ta do more tonight with da Bogmu.
Da Bogmu.
War Jernal Toosday
December 08, 1999
Not much today fer da Bogmu. Me would like ta tank Tamala fer trying ta get me stuffs me no worry bout dat. Me gona work on me str tonight when me gets on. Mining en wood choppen fer eh bit ta make da Bogmu stung as mowtun hehehe. Well me catch ju guys later.
Da Bogmu
Warrior of da Relm
War Jernal Wensday
Da gnomes attack.
Well last nite dem gnomes attacked en me not have internet access. It was eh long hard fite but me finally wins. It did not go well at first da wee bastards caught me by suprise. But dat was da only high points fer dem. Me gots me bashy stick out en bashed dem gud. First one er two at eh time fell. Den me rush head long inta dem swinging me bashy stick en dropen dem like kitties. Finaly with only eh few left dey decided ta surrender. Dey walked up ta me unarmed en said dat wees surrender. Well me had work up eh gud hunger while fiten en decided why let dese few get ehway. So, BASH, me bashed dem good. Me den put da gnomes in sack en proceded ta bash against tree ta tenderize dem. Me have gud feast on gnome stew. Me still burn hands doh when me hold pot in fire. Gona figure dat out one of dese days.
Da Bogmu
December 13, 1999
Me sorry da war journal has not been very active. Dumb RL getting in da way. Well me have very gud time bashen bad guys sunday. Me was able to kill da bone knight several times in da cemtary. Me killed all kinds ov tings yesturday. Serval orcies, orcie warrior, fire croc, fire spider, dire wolfie, headless, slim, lizzies, me even bashed eh trollie dat attacked me. Me strength is 65 nows en me know smard 25 hehehe. Me was able ta use some juju ta help me fight better. Well dats about all me have done dis weekend. Oh who has da cage with all da pol bears dey try to get me but me run fast.
Da Bogmu
December 15, 1999
well me en alexander bashy fer eh eh gud few hours me now has 68 str me strung. ME wana bashy some ore en get ta 70 tu wear ring mail armour en looy perdy. Me also died in cemtary when bone knight get me gud. Me bashed him gud en get me stuffs back.
da Bogmu
December 20, 1999
Blah!!!!
Dis not gud weeken fer da Bogmu. Me started friday with no moneys en 68 str. Well afta fighten fer about 4 hours me had 1000 shineys en still 68str. Tanks Brouhaha me have fun till me die. Dis is not gud fer da Bogmu. Me still tryin with new system gona give it trys. Me put moneys inta trainen fer 33 minutes dat suc. So me bahsy tings on saturday fer a bit en make 640 shineys. No stat increase dis not gud still 68 me loggy off. Sunday me log on put money in tactics again. 15 minutes your str dex en int go up ju no practice anyting. Me run out ta cemtary en kill all dem undead den kill everyting else cause me need shineys. Tamla den says she will help mees. She nice lady. She gives me some shineys to train with den she take me ta shame en help me bashy dem rats. Me int went up 4 times but me still 69 str. All in all me tink me wast about 8 hours tryin ta get ta 70 so me ken wear ring stuff. Well me still gona play hopefully me make nuff gold/exp ta get ta 70 str.
da Bogmu
December 23, 1999
Bogmu's War Jernal supplamint
Me just wana say dat me is 71str nows. Me starten ta understand new trainen tingy me hopes. Me relocated ta Mathias house. Lots ta bashy dere. Me also learn a little juju ta be better basher. Gona hafta make nuff moneys to get house. Me iz also smard nows. 33 int hehehe.
da Bogmu
December 23, 1999
Beerrie Bashmiss Everyun - da Bogmu
Happy holydays.
Da Bogmu
