A travesty!

[Xanola]

Boone, Brit's foremost banker, has been replaced by some fraud named Sam. Now, I want to know what happened to our beloved Boone.

[Sorin Laban]

I'm thinking he was promoted to CFO (Chief Financial Officer) of the World of Dreams Banking Corporation, and is now riding a desk in the corporate offices. Nothing to worry about I'm sure.

I'd bet he gave Sam proper training prior to his move.

[Xanola]

And leave his precious security dagger behind? I don't *think* so!

[Sorin Laban]

Ah, but wouldn't he have passed the dagger on to his replacement? A sign of friendship, trust and loyalty.

[Xanola]

Nice wishful thinking... I bet he was banker-napped

[Sorin Laban]

Bankernapped? Ok, now think about this accusation carefully.

When a kidnapper kidnaps a kid, does the kidnapper replace the kidnapped kid with another kid? No, of course not. The kidnapper merely leaves the kidnapped kids parents kidless.

Same applies here. Would a bankernapper replace the bankernapped banker with another banker. No, of course not. The bankernapper would merely leave the bank bankerless. Yet there is a new banker, right? This implies one of three things. Either Boone retired, was fired, or was promoted and relocated to corporate offices. I'm going with option 3.

[Xanola]

Unless the reason Boone the Banker was bankernapped is so the bankernappers would have their own banker with access to all the world banking... have YOU ever tried to fill out a form to become a banker? I tell you, those applications are IMPOSSIBLE.

[Bodal]

I agree with Xan. We must oust this imposter (by force if necessary) and bring back Boone!

[Sorin Laban]

Ok, I tried to interrogate this mysterious Sam character.

He's not talking.

You're right, I don't trust him!

[Xanola]

Then join me in the BBBF (Bring Back Boone Foundation)