I give up. How do you mash a potato?

[chuxton]

I seem to remember there is a recipe for garlic mash potatoes, but I have tried doing all sorts of ridiculous (and perhaps immoral) things to potatoes with no positive results. Potatoes, it seems, are unwilling to give up their secrets under torture. Ajax has been growing potatoes for several weeks with great love and devotion on the blind faith that if their seeds are sold, there must be some kind of market for them (aside from beef stew, of course). Does anyone know how to make garlic mashed potatoes?

[Sei Ryu]

You can make vodka with the potatoes. There are no other recipes with potatoes on the WoD scripts besides the beef stew and the vodka. Maybe you cooked that recipe in another shard?

[Jakeman]

Use a hammer on the potatoes, or click on the tater then a rock or tree. You might consider a smithing hammer and an anvil if blacksmithing is your thing..

[chuxton]

If I was going to use that approach, would simply throw them under a speeding troll.

[Zoram]

I vote for the troll option!

[Sei Ryu]

And I vote we review the recipes in the cookbook. There are so few recipes including legs of lamb, chicken legs, potatoes and other ingredients. Lets count how many recipes each different ingredient is used in and propose new recipes for the least used ones.

[Jakeman]

I agree with anything concerning food!

[Zoram]

Teh tubez are ful ov katz!

[Jakeman]

So are you saying throw a potato at the ninja cat and get him to peal it? Then throw it under the troll? Or what? does go into these tubes and into an auto-masher? I'm not sure I understand this new ninja kitteh aspect of the potato mashing process.

[Zoram]

It's simple really. You throw a potato at a troll. The ninja kitty peels it in mid-air before it gets to the troll. When the potato hits the troll in the back and falls to the ground he is angry with it and smashes it.
How did you get confused by that?