by roger-rabbit on Fri Mar 12, 2004 9:31 pm
Child: Mommy, Mommy, Mommy there was a bad man at the Britain Graveyard.
Mother: There was? Are you OK? Did he hurt you?
Child: No, he didn't hurt me but he had a Big Green Dragon with red eyes and long teeth, and, and, and,
the man had a BIG SWORD. And the Dragon growled and it was eating the monsters in the Graveyard.
Mother: Did this bad man say anything to you?
Child: No, but he was hitting the monsters with the BIG SWORD.
Mother: Did the dragon bite you, or did the bad man tell it to bite you?
Child: No, but I didn't like the man or the dragon.
Mother: Did you talk to the man, or try and pet his dragon?
Child: No, cuz I didn't like the man or his dragon. The Dragon was BIG and GREEN and had RED EYES and drooled.
Mother: Why didn't you like the man?
Child: Cuz he was there.
Mother: You mean he came in and started killing the monsters that you were killing?
Child: No, cuz he was there.
Mother: You mean that he was there taking stuff off of the monsters you killed?
Child: No, cuz he was there.
Mother: So just because he was there, you say he was a bad man?
Child: Ya, he was a bad man and I didn't want him there, him or his stinky old dragon.
Killing all MY monsters, taking all MY gold and bone armor.
Mother: But you told me that he didnt kill any of your monsters or take anything from what you killed.
Child: But when I got there he had everything killed.
Mother: Are you telling me that all this man did was hunt the Britain Graveyard?
And that he's a bad person for that?
Child: But he wasn't supposed to be there.
Mother: Did the Graveyard owners say that?
Child: Nooooo!
Mother: Then why wasn't he supposed to be there?
Child: Cus everyone says he wasn't supposed to be there.
Mother: What exactly did everyone say?
Child: They said he was too big and strong to play there with his dragon and that he should be
hunting in other places that big strong people go.
Mother: Well opinions are like belly buttons, everyone has one.
Child: But he took all my gold and stuff!
Mother: It wasn't yours to begin with. Now stop it!
Child: But he took all my gold and stuff and then he gave it to someone else!
Mother: It wasn't your gold and stuff, it was his and he could do what he wanted with it.
Child: But he gave it to someone that had [Young] over their name.
Mother: (on the edge) Alright! That does it! Get outa my sight! Go back out and play! The Graveyard has
respawned by now! Go kill something! Before you go put this T-shirt on.
Child: But Ma, I dont like what it says!
Mother: Wear it!
Child: But it says," I won't mind my own business " and " I like to start crap "
Mother: Wear it or I'll make you wear tho one that says, " I don't play well with others "
Now go play and leave that man alone!
The moral of the story is, if he was there first and decided to clean the graveyard who should care. Afterall it is a game and it is not like the spawn will not come back in 20 minutes. If the mystery warrior felt like doing a little relaxing killing so be it. It is one issue if he comes in and kills everything while a younger player is already there. but if the graveyard is empty (of players)I see nothing wrong with it. As far as I am concerned there are a few people here that are wrapped too tightly. SO to recap, it is a game, play it as you see fit and let others do the same.