Azzo, you pushed them too far!

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Azzo, you pushed them too far!

Postby Amileth on Sun Jan 11, 2004 6:23 pm

The cats have had enough of all your kitty cruelty, Azzo, they're finally taking a stand!
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Postby Aran Dragonblood on Sun Jan 11, 2004 10:09 pm

*Falls out of chair Laughing* My god Azzo what have you done!
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Postby Azzo Ranar on Mon Jan 12, 2004 4:05 am

Little do you know, that is one of my suicide snipers. I trained them to take out other cats. I have sleeper cells all over the world. They are highly dedicated, well trained and financed. They are normal kitty cats by day, but one phone call is all it takes to give the code word that will set the new world order in motion. I have distributed the code word to the K-9 community and they await my signal. I say to you, tremble in fear you sniveling felines! :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby Aran Dragonblood on Mon Jan 12, 2004 3:43 pm

*falls out of his chair Laughing again* Thats just to much. :D
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Postby Ehran on Mon Jan 12, 2004 4:46 pm

if there was ever any doubt about feline supremacy just when was the last time you saw a cat work for its living?
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Postby Ehran on Mon Jan 12, 2004 4:49 pm

Azzo Ranar wrote:Little do you know, that is one of my suicide snipers. I trained them to take out other cats. I have sleeper cells all over the world. They are highly dedicated, well trained and financed. They are normal kitty cats by day, but one phone call is all it takes to give the code word that will set the new world order in motion. I have distributed the code word to the K-9 community and they await my signal. I say to you, tremble in fear you sniveling felines! :twisted: :twisted:


man you have been had by the Feline Army of Dominance. they are just going to get you to spring for their training and gear then they will turn on you at the key moment.
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Postby Azzo Ranar on Mon Jan 12, 2004 6:23 pm

I suspected as much and in anticipation of this feline attempt at trickery, I had micro-explosives surgicaly attatched to the muscels surrounding thier tiny black hearts! The trigger is surgicaly attatched to my heart with a transmitter to relay a signal if my heart should stop beating. And, since cats have no opposable thumbs, they are unable to remove the explosives which would be futile indeed as there are also sensors tied to the nerves that would cause it to explode if tampered with. You see...I have plotted the downfall of the felinious housus, for many many years.
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Postby Orion Michaels on Mon Jan 12, 2004 6:35 pm

Azzo Ranar wrote:I suspected as much and in anticipation of this feline attempt at trickery, I had micro-explosives surgicaly attatched to the muscels surrounding thier tiny black hearts! The trigger is surgicaly attatched to my heart with a transmitter to relay a signal if my heart should stop beating. And, since cats have no opposable thumbs, they are unable to remove the explosives which would be futile indeed as there are also sensors tied to the nerves that would cause it to explode if tampered with. You see...I have plotted the downfall of the felinious housus, for many many years.


So that's what Rascal and Buffy coughed up yesterday. I wondered why the trash can exploded.
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Postby Atei on Mon Jan 12, 2004 9:51 pm

Orion Michaels wrote:
Azzo Ranar wrote:I suspected as much and in anticipation of this feline attempt at trickery, I had micro-explosives surgicaly attatched to the muscels surrounding thier tiny black hearts! The trigger is surgicaly attatched to my heart with a transmitter to relay a signal if my heart should stop beating. And, since cats have no opposable thumbs, they are unable to remove the explosives which would be futile indeed as there are also sensors tied to the nerves that would cause it to explode if tampered with. You see...I have plotted the downfall of the felinious housus, for many many years.


So that's what Rascal and Buffy coughed up yesterday. I wondered why the trash can exploded.


Laughing my a** off! Good one, Orion!
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Postby Ehran on Tue Jan 13, 2004 2:36 am

Azzo Ranar wrote:I suspected as much and in anticipation of this feline attempt at trickery, I had micro-explosives surgicaly attatched to the muscels surrounding thier tiny black hearts! The trigger is surgicaly attatched to my heart with a transmitter to relay a signal if my heart should stop beating. And, since cats have no opposable thumbs, they are unable to remove the explosives which would be futile indeed as there are also sensors tied to the nerves that would cause it to explode if tampered with. You see...I have plotted the downfall of the felinious housus, for many many years.


once they get you staked to the table Azzo you will live long indeed as they love to "play" with their toys.
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Postby Macitor on Tue Jan 13, 2004 5:08 am

Azzo Ranar wrote:I say to you, tremble in fear you sniveling felines! :twisted: :twisted:


My vet said there was nothing wrong with my cats. hmmm... This must be the problem...
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Postby Marius the Black on Thu Jan 22, 2004 10:20 am

I imagine the vet said nothing 'physically' wrong.

By the way, Azzo: "feline sleeper cells" is classic.

Truly a work of great evil! :twisted:

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Postby Azzo Ranar on Fri Jan 23, 2004 12:13 pm

Why thank you Marius, I was quite pleased myself when the first group graduated, though many failures meant a lot of them went into the Kung Pow.
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Postby Aran Dragonblood on Fri Jan 23, 2004 6:24 pm

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty. :D
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Postby Azzo Ranar on Fri Jan 23, 2004 8:10 pm

GREAT SCOTT MAN!!! that is the code phrase!
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