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Azzo Ranar wrote:Little do you know, that is one of my suicide snipers. I trained them to take out other cats. I have sleeper cells all over the world. They are highly dedicated, well trained and financed. They are normal kitty cats by day, but one phone call is all it takes to give the code word that will set the new world order in motion. I have distributed the code word to the K-9 community and they await my signal. I say to you, tremble in fear you sniveling felines!
Azzo Ranar wrote:I suspected as much and in anticipation of this feline attempt at trickery, I had micro-explosives surgicaly attatched to the muscels surrounding thier tiny black hearts! The trigger is surgicaly attatched to my heart with a transmitter to relay a signal if my heart should stop beating. And, since cats have no opposable thumbs, they are unable to remove the explosives which would be futile indeed as there are also sensors tied to the nerves that would cause it to explode if tampered with. You see...I have plotted the downfall of the felinious housus, for many many years.
Orion Michaels wrote:Azzo Ranar wrote:I suspected as much and in anticipation of this feline attempt at trickery, I had micro-explosives surgicaly attatched to the muscels surrounding thier tiny black hearts! The trigger is surgicaly attatched to my heart with a transmitter to relay a signal if my heart should stop beating. And, since cats have no opposable thumbs, they are unable to remove the explosives which would be futile indeed as there are also sensors tied to the nerves that would cause it to explode if tampered with. You see...I have plotted the downfall of the felinious housus, for many many years.
So that's what Rascal and Buffy coughed up yesterday. I wondered why the trash can exploded.
Azzo Ranar wrote:I suspected as much and in anticipation of this feline attempt at trickery, I had micro-explosives surgicaly attatched to the muscels surrounding thier tiny black hearts! The trigger is surgicaly attatched to my heart with a transmitter to relay a signal if my heart should stop beating. And, since cats have no opposable thumbs, they are unable to remove the explosives which would be futile indeed as there are also sensors tied to the nerves that would cause it to explode if tampered with. You see...I have plotted the downfall of the felinious housus, for many many years.
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