That said, studying to be a teacher as I am - a male teacher (I'm not studying to be male, just to clarify
) - I know full well about the risks of involving children in anything. That said, nearly every newcomer's post I try to make some sort of dark and evil post, mostly so to break the ice, partly to get a bit of contrast from all the "Welcome to WoD! We love you!" posts, and partly so I stand out. 
In any case, let's not make things any uglier; we're all friends here and we don't need to settle vendettas on the Forums.
Besides, I hate you all equally.
(yes, that last sentence was a joke)
-M
