He even managed to kill a skeleton, a giant rat, a ghost, a decaying zombie AND and a headless one!
From the bottom of my heart, happy 4th of July, my fellow Americans!
In the immortal words of Lee Greenwood:
I'm proud to be an American, cause at least I know I'm free;
And I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me;
And I proudly STAND UP, next to you, and defend her to this day;
Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land--
GOD BLESS THE USA!
