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What would life be like without Marius? True enough, we can all lament at such shocking words and tremble in the possiblility that maybe, somewhere, in an alternate universe that probably lies in ruin, 'Marius' was never borne. But what of him? What of these multiple personalities and possibilities and probabilities and the like?

In another time, another place, there is quite possibly some sort of Marius Clone, who very well might have another title. And I'm wondering what it is.

(Get to the point, M!)

Ok, here it is. I want to see people come up with some creative titles for Marius, humorous or otherwise, that adequately reflect the Marius you know and ha-- .. love.

Format:

Marius the _________
(optional: secondary title)

Prizes will be awarded! Fun will be had! Make up names at my expense in this rare occasion that I *ask* you to do so! Slander and riches ahoy!

Don't all rush the thread at once.

- Marius the Black
Lord of the Tower of Scorn

Marius the Decorator
And he's a good one too

Marius The Person I Havent Met Yet
(Seriously, I havent )

Marius the Storyteller... no wait... "Evil" Storyteller.

Marius the zealous forumn poster

Marius the Precarious
actually
Marius the Nefarious.

Marius "the Man"

I think that "skeptic" could be used as an unrhyming title.

Marius the um, well, Marius

'nuff said

Marius the Megalomaniac. You'd have to be one in order to run a naming conest for yourself.

Wow, a lot would fit.

Marius the Malicious
The Fiendish Marius
Marius the Malevolent
Marius the Girly Boy
Marius the Mephistophelic
Marius the Magnificent
Marius the Gigglebox
The Unhallowed Marius
Marius the Iniquitous

stuff like that.

I wouldn't trust anyone else to run a competition about me.

There's going to be a part 2 to this; but I'm going to keep it mysterious and arcane and locked away until this thread starts to get old. Feel free to speculate!

- Marius the _______
(optional: second line)

Marius the Heinous

2nd part of the competition would be the opposite of Marius. An example could be Marius the White, or on a different level Marius the Frenchman.
(I really just wanted to say Frenchman, think nothing of it please.)

Bassett was close, but I said this before and ill say it again:

Marius The Decromancer