Xanola at 02:08, 27 July 2011

2011-07-27T02:08:31Z

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"Woo! I got one! E's a beaut aint e! Look at the mahkings, just gorgeous! Now this little guy, he's a North Britain Newbie Killer. Extreme..."

2011-07-27T02:05:17Z

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*dives through the tall grass* 
 
"Woo! I got one! E's a beaut aint e! Look at the mahkings, just gorgeous! Now this little guy, he's a North Britain Newbie Killer. Extremely poisonous! One bite from this guy and it's all over!" 
 
*snake wiggles and goes for Steve's nose* 
 
"Whoa! Didya see that! It's okay little fella, I ain't gonna hurtya." 
 
*squeezes snake behind the head to open it's mouth, snake looks extremely upset by this, and wiggles around fiercely* 
 
"Now here we see his teeth. He uses these huge long fangs to tear through thigh boots, even studded leather, and sometimes even platemail! During mating season the adult male..." 
 
*turns snake over and pokes at its belly* 
 
"Now wait a second, it's very difficult to tell the difference between boy snakes and girl snakes. First you have to..." 
 
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"Ow! Crikeys! He got me!" 
 
*snake is hanging from Steve's face with its fangs embedded in his left nostril* 
 
*Steve less than gently pries the snake off his nose* 
 
*the camera comes in for a closup of Steve's bloody nostril* 
 
"Oh, that really hurts!" 
 
*Steve's wife narrates: "Steve has been bitten by one of Britain's deadliest reptiles. Luckily, Steve has been bitten so many times by these snakes, that his blood has become a powerful anti-venom, and the main ingredient in greater cure potions. A bite like this would have killed any other man by now, but Steve will just become disoriented."* 
 
"We'll just release the little guy back into the wild." 
 
*Steve carefully places the snake back down on the edge of some tall grass and jumps backwards away as he releases it.* 
 
*Steve smiles at the camera for another closeup of his bloody face.* 
 
"Wow. He was a fiesty one!" 
 
*Steve wipes the blood off his nose, smearing it up his arm.* 
 
"Let's go find another one!" 
 
*Quick edit: Now Steve is surrounded by sand and cacti* 
 
"Now here in the desert surrounding the Compassion Shrine, we can see some very large rock and fire lizards. Beautiful creatures, very dangerous!" 
 
*Steve looks behind him as the camera focuses on a fire lizard, minding its own business* 
 
*Steve takes off at a run and begins to chase the creature* 
 
*The fire lizard, normally a dangerously aggressive reptile sees Steve and gets a look in his eye like "Oh no! Not that guy again!" and runs like heck!* 
 
*Steve takes a flying leap, tackling the lizard, rolls over a few times in the sand and briefly disappears in a fireball.* 
 
*The camera zooms in for a closeup, as Steve emerges with his arms full of struggling fire lizard. Steve's body is blackened with soot, his shorts are on fire, and his hair is smoking.* 
 
"Woo! I got one! E's a beaut aint e! Look at the mahkings, just gorgeous!"

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 "Woo! I got one! E's a beaut aint e! Look at the mahkings, just gorgeous! Now this little guy, he's a North Britain Newbie Killer. Extremely poisonous! One bite from this guy and it's all over!"<br>
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-*snake wiggles and goes for Steve's nose*<br>
+<nowiki>*snake wiggles and goes for Steve's nose*</nowiki><br>
 <br>
 "Whoa! Didya see that! It's okay little fella, I ain't gonna hurtya." <br>
 <br>
-*squeezes snake behind the head to open it's mouth, snake looks extremely upset by this, and wiggles around fiercely*<br>
+<nowiki>*squeezes snake behind the head to open it's mouth, snake looks extremely upset by this, and wiggles around fiercely*</nowiki><br>
 <br>
 "Now here we see his teeth. He uses these huge long fangs to tear through thigh boots, even studded leather, and sometimes even platemail! During mating season the adult male..."<br>
 <br>
-*turns snake over and pokes at its belly*<br>
+<nowiki>*turns snake over and pokes at its belly*</nowiki><br>
 <br>
 "Now wait a second, it's very difficult to tell the difference between boy snakes and girl snakes. First you have to..."<br>
 <br>
-*censored*<br>
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 "Ow! Crikeys! He got me!"<br>
 <br>
-*snake is hanging from Steve's face with its fangs embedded in his left nostril*<br>
+<nowiki>*snake is hanging from Steve's face with its fangs embedded in his left nostril*</nowiki><br>
 <br>
-*Steve less than gently pries the snake off his nose*<br>
+<nowiki>*Steve less than gently pries the snake off his nose*</nowiki><br>
 <br>
-*the camera comes in for a closup of Steve's bloody nostril*<br>
+<nowiki>*the camera comes in for a closup of Steve's bloody nostril*</nowiki><br>
 <br>
 "Oh, that really hurts!"<br>
 <br>
-*Steve's wife narrates: "Steve has been bitten by one of Britain's deadliest reptiles. Luckily, Steve has been bitten so many times by these snakes, that his blood has become a powerful anti-venom, and the main ingredient in greater cure potions. A bite like this would have killed any other man by now, but Steve will just become disoriented."*<br>
+<nowiki>*Steve's wife narrates: "Steve has been bitten by one of Britain's deadliest reptiles. Luckily, Steve has been bitten so many times by these snakes, that his blood has become a powerful anti-venom, and the main ingredient in greater cure potions. A bite like this would have killed any other man by now, but Steve will just become disoriented."*</nowiki><br>
 <br>
 "We'll just release the little guy back into the wild."<br>
 <br>
-*Steve carefully places the snake back down on the edge of some tall grass and jumps backwards away as he releases it.*<br>
+<nowiki>*Steve carefully places the snake back down on the edge of some tall grass and jumps backwards away as he releases it.*</nowiki><br>
 <br>
-*Steve smiles at the camera for another closeup of his bloody face.*<br>
+<nowiki>*Steve smiles at the camera for another closeup of his bloody face.*</nowiki><br>
 <br>
 "Wow. He was a fiesty one!"<br>
 <br>
-*Steve wipes the blood off his nose, smearing it up his arm.*<br>
+<nowiki>*Steve wipes the blood off his nose, smearing it up his arm.*</nowiki><br>
 <br>
 "Let's go find another one!"<br>
 <br>
-*Quick edit: Now Steve is surrounded by sand and cacti*<br>
+<nowiki>*Quick edit: Now Steve is surrounded by sand and cacti*</nowiki><br>
 <br>
 "Now here in the desert surrounding the Compassion Shrine, we can see some very large rock and fire lizards. Beautiful creatures, very dangerous!"<br>
 <br>
-*Steve looks behind him as the camera focuses on a fire lizard, minding its own business*<br>
+<nowiki>*Steve looks behind him as the camera focuses on a fire lizard, minding its own business*</nowiki><br>
 <br>
-*Steve takes off at a run and begins to chase the creature*<br>
+<nowiki>*Steve takes off at a run and begins to chase the creature*</nowiki><br>
 <br>
-*The fire lizard, normally a dangerously aggressive reptile sees Steve and gets a look in his eye like "Oh no! Not that guy again!" and runs like heck!*<br>
+<nowiki>*The fire lizard, normally a dangerously aggressive reptile sees Steve and gets a look in his eye like "Oh no! Not that guy again!" and runs like heck!*</nowiki><br>
 <br>
-*Steve takes a flying leap, tackling the lizard, rolls over a few times in the sand and briefly disappears in a fireball.*<br>
+<nowiki>*Steve takes a flying leap, tackling the lizard, rolls over a few times in the sand and briefly disappears in a fireball.*</nowiki><br>
 <br>
-*The camera zooms in for a closeup, as Steve emerges with his arms full of struggling fire lizard. Steve's body is blackened with soot, his shorts are on fire, and his hair is smoking.*<br>
+<nowiki>*The camera zooms in for a closeup, as Steve emerges with his arms full of struggling fire lizard. Steve's body is blackened with soot, his shorts are on fire, and his hair is smoking.*</nowiki><br>
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 "Woo! I got one! E's a beaut aint e! Look at the mahkings, just gorgeous!"

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Xanola at 02:08, 27 July 2011

Xanola: Created page with "*dives through the tall grass* "Woo! I got one! E's a beaut aint e! Look at the mahkings, just gorgeous! Now this little guy, he's a North Britain Newbie Killer. Extreme..."

Xanola: Created page with "dives through the tall grass

"Woo! I got one! E's a beaut aint e! Look at the mahkings, just gorgeous! Now this little guy, he's a North Britain Newbie Killer. Extreme..."