The World of Dreams

I hate you...

*bloop* you now know every language but you are mute.

I wish I was the president of the United states.

You are now the president but you are now Donald Trump.

I wish the pokemon universe was real. (I had my 5 year old help with this one)

*kablam* The pokemon universe is real but you are a magikarp with an everstone stuck in its mouth.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner!

You're an Oscar Meyer weiner... but you're an actual oscar meyer weiner and it's hot dog night at the Smiths.

Oh and I wish I was the genie from Aladdin.

*poof* Your now the genie from Aladdin, but you can never be free.

I wish I was appointed a knight.

*Shwoosh* you're appointed a knight, but because the appoint..er is so old and feeble, they slip and peirce you through your heart. Killing you almost instantly. It all gets covered up and you're never heard from again.....

I wish i had an iron pinky toe!
-stupid coffe table always moving around at night, I swear it jumps out infront of me-

*poof* you now have an iron pinky toe, but it also gained +5 damage and +10 wrestling bonus, so anything you bump your pinky toe into now gets completely destroyed

I wish I could hang out with Johnny Depp for a day.

*Blammo!* you get to hang out with Johnny Depp for a day, but he hates you deeply

I wish I could think of a better wish

*Kapow* you think of a better wish but you just used your wish to think of that wish.

I wish I wasn't sick any more.