The I wish game.

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Re: The I wish game.

Post by Chala » Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:32 pm


*Poof* you are now in the year 2031 when Agata has finally finished the coding and placed the application on the Android market place! But wait... you have an apple phone. The year is now 2033 you are now eligible to upgrade your phone, you select the new galaxy s58ex special edition. You get home and try to download uo mobile, but your phone is not compatible. Not to be stopped you download the apk file and manually download it, but oh no you get a virus! Your phone is now packed full of child pornography and you are arrested and sentenced to 10 years in the federal penitentiary. Your wife leaves you and you miss the most important events in your children's life. It is now 2044 and you are released on parole. You go to the local at&t store and get a android and successfully download uo mobile. For monthes you cant put your phone down, completely obsessed with everything uo, but in March 2045 you get in an accident from playing uo and driving and didn't notice that dump truck pulling onto the highway. You are now paralyzed from the neck down and have no one to care for you so you are admitted into a nursing home were for the rest of your life all you can do is have a butch nurse that likes you to call her Randy feed you your food and your room mate wakes you up every night at 3 a.m. by peeing on you.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

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