The I wish game.

[Xanola]

*DING* You're not sick anymore, but the symptoms will stick around twice as long as they otherwise would have (Sorry)

I wish more people were online right now *Glares specifically at admins, and taps his foot*

[Chala]

*Bang* Immediately everyone shows up online, including the admins, but now you lost power to your house.

I wish I could get a great nights sleep of at least 10 hours.

[Mabelle]

Wish granted! You are able to sleep 10 hours each night for all time zone starting from Asia, Middle East, Europe, US... etc., forever asleep.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

[Xanola]

*poof* you don't have to work tomorrow, but you never get another day off

I wish someone had made a waypoint file for UOCartographer

[Chala]

*poof* way point file created but now uoam is the only map that works with WoD.

I wish I had a magical lawyer to make an uncorruptible wish.

[Xanola]

*Blammo* you have him, but he makes the wish himself on another forum, and chooses not to consult you about it

I wish I had more mtn dew

[Chala]

*kaching* you now have more mountain dew but it's a new liver and onion flavored prototype.

I wish I had the will to wake get out of bed right now.

[Forseti]

*yawn* you finally get out of bed but the mattress is stuck to your back now.

I wish that I could make money doing something that I love.

[Chala]

*Boom* you can now make money doing what you love but it's virtual currency and worth nothing.

I wish I had a sandwich

[Forseti]

*snap* You have a sandwich. In fact, you're six months pregnant with it. Time for the last ultrasound. Ooh it's pastrami with melted Swiss! Okay today's the big day. Looks like you need an emergency c-section! Your umbilical is wrapped around the bread! Yay it's a healthy pastrami on toasted white bread covered in blood and guts. NOW EAT IT!

I wish I could play UO on my phone.