I give up. How do you mash a potato?

[chuxton]

Good idea on the recipes. Ajax was in Skara for some new hives recently and came across the static fields of squash, pumpkins and watermelon. He decided to use the "sharp object" form of harvesting to see if it would work. It did, in a really big way. Eventually, I rode away with hundreds of squashes, watermelons and pumpkins. Why? I don't know. What can you do with that stuff, other than a pumpkin pie, which is probably beyond PHII's skills, and he is the most skilled cook among the roomers at FH. Besides, I don't even like squash. Perhaps I could throw them under the trolls along with the potatoes and get squashed potatoes, even if I cannot get mashed.
I do have a few possible recipe ideas, so I think I'll put together a list, just for fun. I'm not really sure we need more recipes for fancy foods that can be made only by high-skilled chefs. However, I personally would benefit from a group of recipes which earn a high nutritional value from the fact that they involve collection of several ingredients, rather than from the chef's skill.

[Jakeman]

What would you call it if you threw a watermelon under the speeding troll too? Would it be squashed water 'tato? Or watered potato squash?

[Zoram]

If it ferments, you would call it simply "epic"

[Mack]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzGPpPUML94 duh

[michella]

hehehe