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Declaration of a Crime

PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2003 9:31 am
by Marius the Black
I simply will not tolerate any criminals in Moonglow.

The poor corpse I speak of is Brodny, a villager of small note, and yes, an NPC. But in the first day of being an Upstart, I have developed a fierce devotion to both the island I inhabit and all those who live there.

While Britannian Justice (remarkably) has no punishment for murder- unless it is of a person of some import -know this;

Should I find out who killed Brodny, I will hunt you down and eviscerate you.

Consider this my warning, my justification and my closing statement on the matter.

Marius the Black,
Judge, Jury and Executioner

PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2003 3:56 pm
by knux
it sounds like Nox had been on one of his cleansings of townies again .he has decided that if there are no townies they cant get angry and rebel can they :)

PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2003 7:16 pm
by Keelarr Ranar
Twas probly Azzo!

PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2003 7:20 pm
by Loki D'Streea
it may even have been myself.. I don;t take kindly to being looked at the wrong way by commoners :twisted:

PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2003 7:31 pm
by Azzo Ranar
I suspected him of having WMD's, so I had ta whack him. He had an odd look to him and an accent. I didn't find any weapons of mass destruction, but ahhh well he probly hid em. you know how these terrorists are.

Re: Declaration of a Crime

PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2003 7:43 pm
by Tristan Gryphon
Marius the Black wrote:Should I find out who killed Brodny, I will hunt you down and eviscerate you.


I, personally, would like you to elaborate on just what exactly you mean by "eviscerate".

PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2003 9:09 pm
by Terus Magnus
I would like an elaborationg Marius. And remember, this is a family friendly forum ;)

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2003 12:51 am
by Chelsea Duklain
I'm not absolutely sure but I believe eviscerate means to slowly and painfully kill someone by removing their entrails through their abdomen.
Will this be a public evisceration? :D

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:10 am
by Azzo Ranar
Tickets go on sale Friday, 8:00 am Eastern. 500 golds each.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2003 9:00 am
by Marius the Black
Hmmm,

I curse you, your children, and your children's children!

For three weeks.

:twisted:

(Just a Simpsons Quote there - sort of)

-M

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2003 2:32 pm
by Azzo Ranar
I can lower the ticket price if it helps Marius

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2003 4:41 pm
by Marius the Black
Depends on what sort of demographic you're targetting, I suppose.

-M

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2003 5:28 pm
by Terus Magnus
what kind of seats does that 500 get me Azzo? And it better come with popcorn too!!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2003 1:02 am
by Felix Majen
I killed him, and I'll do it again. Come on, eviscerate me, if you think you can.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:36 am
by Ehran
Chelsea Duklain wrote:I'm not absolutely sure but I believe eviscerate means to slowly and painfully kill someone by removing their entrails through their abdomen.
Will this be a public evisceration? :D


other than the slowly and painfully part you are quite correct. i do not believe the term specifies any particular speed or desire to inflict pain merely the act of opening the body cavity and letting the contents spill out in disarray.