Well, strike that last part. I'll make it sour and expensive candy!
Mwahahahahahahaha!
If you have not yet lost all vestiges of sanity, and run screaming into the abyssal terror that remains in my wake, let you know this; the gold I have been visciously hoarding gold, (money, we're talking about the real world here. Sort of.

Tranlsation: I almost have enough money to get my computer fixed and a net connection. Yay!
Lo and behold! An Age of Darkness is Nigh! Quiver in your over-worn, never-washed (or changed) paltry UO garments and bad fashion sense. (I mean, a feather in a hat? Really?) My villany comes much more personally to you in game. And who said I wasn't devoted to the people? Bah! For those who are new; QUAKE IN YOUR BOOTS!
Mwahahahahahaha!
Marius the Black
Megalomaniac Nonpariel