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Three women were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging river.


Needing to get on the other side, the first woman prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."


Poof! God gave her big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned
twice.


After witnessing that, the second woman prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."


Poof! God gave her a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after
almost capsizing once.


Seeing what happened to the first two women, the third woman prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools,
and
the intelligence to cross this river."


Poof! She was turned into a man. He checked the map, hiked fifty yards up stream and walked across the
bridge.

Azzo said

Three women were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging river.

Then later in his post he said

Seeing what happened to the first two women, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools, and the intelligence to cross this river."

Clearly a highly intelligent man wrote this joke!!!*laughs and pokes Azzo playfully*

this joke is almost always about 3 men, the last of whom turns into a woman and crosses the bridge
I think he was trying to change it and messed up a couple times

try editing something before coffee!

coffee? whats that

*freaks out* coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee *takes sip*

hehe, I need my caffiene fix a few times a day but I dont like coffee. I'd rather have a dr pepper or some of my special iced tea (extra-strong with plenty of sugar)