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10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows)

9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping
gear, flashlights)

8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores

7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials"

6. Family coming to stay with you

5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling

4. Buying food you don't normally buy ... and in large quantities

3. Days off from work

2. Candles



And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas ...



1. At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house!

be a lot funnier if there wasn't so much truth to it. i hear janine is homing in on fla for early next week. you should consider moving to higher ground like oh nebraska maybe.

nah it should move out to sea, besides it is a lil one

another one for your list - Going out of town for a week to stay with relatives
*not having fun in Georgia*

Were these taken off David Letterman? Seem along the same lines.