Me Gots back frum long vacashun. Dere lots ob changes tu tings. Me hafta member lots ob stuff to do. Lots ob new peepul heres also. Well furst tings furst.
WAR
Me was no tu sure bouts da state ob da Cow en Llama Army's. So no wantin to give me self ehway me snuck ehround town eh bit tryun tu learn tings. Tu me suprise dere was Cows en Llamas eberywhere. Dis goes deeper den me figure. Well me hab tu fix dis problems. Da furst ting me attack was eh Llama. Him not know wat hit em. Me shootud me Battle cry "For the honor ob the queen," or maybe "you stole me peanut butter." Well enywhos da llama dies. Go Da Bogmu YAH!! Den me sees 2 cows dis tricky But me attacks eny ways. One cows runs cus him must be scarud ob Da bogmu. Da Oddur cow hab no chance en soon fals dead tu me bashy stick. Me den search fer odder cow en see him next tu eh llama. HA!!! Me knews it dey is werkun togedder. Well me attacks both ob dem. Me is glad tu says me now hab dere hides hehehe. Not sure why dere so meny Cows en Llamas in town doh gona hafta research. Me wonder if dere eh Cow/Llama lobers in town.
Da Bogmu is not contempabul, no sure if dis is eh gud ting.