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funnies

PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:18 pm
by Bayn
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

Re: funnies

PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 12:09 am
by Raiden Stydoran
Bayn wrote:Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.


ROFL

I don't know why but I roared over that one. My sides hurt now :P

I got one...

PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 10:08 am
by Thagadore
What happens when you illegally park a frog?

It gets toad away.


*groan*

PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 2:59 pm
by Chelsea Duklain
What do you call a cow that just had a calf?

Decaffeinated.

Re: I got one...

PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 7:11 pm
by dione
Thagadore wrote:What happens when you illegally park a frog?

It gets toad away.


*groan*



*Makes note not to illegally park her frogs.*