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funnies

Posted:
Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:18 pm
by Bayn
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
Re: funnies

Posted:
Wed Mar 24, 2004 12:09 am
by Raiden Stydoran
Bayn wrote:Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
ROFL
I don't know why but I roared over that one. My sides hurt now

I got one...

Posted:
Sat Mar 27, 2004 10:08 am
by Thagadore
What happens when you illegally park a frog?
It gets toad away.
*groan*

Posted:
Sat Mar 27, 2004 2:59 pm
by Chelsea Duklain
What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decaffeinated.
Re: I got one...

Posted:
Sat Mar 27, 2004 7:11 pm
by dione
Thagadore wrote:What happens when you illegally park a frog?
It gets toad away.
*groan*
*Makes note not to illegally park her frogs.*