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*Toten Na-Atei*

I have had it! I can only take so much of Pau's, Covenant's and Aellius' preaching about "The Virtues." I am disgusted by the very subject.

"You have to gain virtue, Toten, not lose it," Aellius said to me the other day.

Bah, I say. Bah!

Let it be known that from this day forward, I am no longer Toten Atei, the weak underling of that pathetic "family." I have risen above them, and from this day forward, and for all eternity, I am Toten Na-Atei, Master Assassin. I will lose virtue gladly while ridding the world of the creatures that would attack, invade, rape and pillage it. I do this for Queen Lissar and my fellow countrymen, but if I must be "The Ignoble," then so be it!

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Pau!

Welcome to the Dark Side Toten.
We've been waiting for you.

::does his best Darth Vader impression::
Toten...I am your father...

"Toten Na-Atei Ranar?"

Atei wrote:*Toten Na-Atei*
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Pau!

hold on for a second here. you have a pipe? and stuff to smoke in it?? are you sharing? where can i get some?? how come i haven't found the pipe/stuff vendor yet? i must be shopping in the wrong district or something. this would put a whole new twist to the dream.