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Me was doin eh little bite ob hunten. Me in da Ded place dedsheets me tinks it is. Well ebery ting was goin gud fer da Bogmu. Me decide tu take portal to lebel 4. Me kill all kind ob tings dere. Wimpy casturs die quick once out ob juju. Well me see dis blak wisp, wees hates dems wees doos, Him relly mad at da Bogmu en make Da Bogmu go boom. Dis no gud fer da Bogmu. Den him break Nodallama, dis no gud fer Nodallama edder. Stoopid blak wisp. Edison den come tu rescue da Bogmu. Him bring Angelica, Ehran, en me tink Chastain join up also. Wes hed to da Wisp en bashy it gud. Stoopid wisp. Me gets stuff backs, Yah me. Wees den decide to kill rest ob dungeeun. Tings die quick cuse wees uber. Wees gets dis not dat says beware ob dedly treeshur. Well it seemud dat me lewtud eh map frum da wisp ting. Me gib it tu Edison. Me cartogerphee no dat gud yets. Him says it in bucs den. Den wees gets attackud by dis lich lerd. Stoopid lich lerd dies. Its corpse den taks to us when wees start poken it witd sticks. Me chop of its hed hehehe. Me tink me call him Bob.

Wees hed to brit en get boat to bucs den. Da Captin dere no relly friendly. Stoopid captian poke me in da Eye just cuse me try to push him in da Water. Well hims hafta get bashud fer dat. Den wees kill lots ob Briguns. Dey stoopid tu. Wees was missun someting, Bait. So wees invite Tri'Becca hehehe. Edison find box en me decide to open its.

WOOOWOOOOOOOO
What came out ob dat box no relly perdy. 50 draguns, give er tak 40, came flyun out ob dere like eh choo choo train.
WOOOWOOOOOOOO
Da Bogmu was caught in da light frum dah train me could only stand dere en get sqaushud. It felt like eh small house drop frum da sky on da Bogmu...repeatudly.
WOOOWOOOOOOOO
Nexx stop Tri'Becca. No shur what happen here but wee both nows ded.
WOOOWOOOOOOOO
Train keep eh movin. Angelica goes splat.
WOOOWOOOOOOOO
CHUGA CHUGA, Chastain gets turnud to mush.
WOOOWOOOOOOOO
Ehran tried him best tu derail da train but him tu cud no stop da Choo Choo ob deth.
WOOOWOOOOOOOO
Edison finully get da train ehwey frum us. Him com backs en reses us quickly.
WOOWOOOOOOOOO
All eh bord da Dragun express. Train came right baks tu us. Edison manud to get eh wey ehgins.
WOOWOOOOOOOOO
Finully sum oddurs come to helps us witd da train ob deth. Soon aftur da train was derailud en wees had all ob our stuffs backs. Stoopid Dragun train. Dere like 5 anchants in dere.

Tanks eberyun dat come tu help us outs. Hopes eberyun hab fun bashun Draguns..er..um..he well me gess wees da unes dat get bashud.

ROFL. Thanks for the hysterical account of your adventure DaBogmu!

LMAO. Awesome story!

if yah maks da sond effects it even funnyer. Specially tu joo co-workurs cuse dey tink joo is nuts.

OMG that is hilarious Bogmu,I can't stop laughing....*can picture Bogmu doing the sound effects of the choo choos as his co-workers look at him with a puzzled look on their faces*