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A stranger was seated next to Little Tommy on the plane when the stranger turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. "
Little Tommy, who had just turned on his game boy, laid it down slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Tommy. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Tommy, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know poo?"

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That was so funny, Im sitting here at 5am reading the forums and everything is making me sleepy. I scroll through and boom I see this, ok I start reading and I must say thats very funny. Now it could be because I have been up all night, or because I was drinking but thanks Bayn you got me laughing.

dione wrote:*Applauds*

That was so funny, Im sitting here at 5am reading the forums and everything is making me sleepy. I scroll through and boom I see this, ok I start reading and I must say thats very funny. Now it could be because I have been up all night, or because I was drinking but thanks Bayn you got me laughing.

I thought it was funny as well. I read it first thing one morning in email. Of course, it was better with the original S word rather than "poo" which is just a silly substitution but I understand the importance of censorship in America.

bayn wrote:but I understand the importance of censorship in America.

Oh no you didn't just say that

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I thought Azzo kept a good leash on you.