I didn't see this thread until now, I have a couple of questions though:
1: Did it happen yet and if so, was it fun?
2: Any streakers during the event (assuming it took place)?
3: Who won (assuming the usual) and who wore black?
4: Assuming the opposite, is it too late to apply for the "halftime loony" job?
6: Would badgers ride mopeds if they could?
On a side note I must say I was mildly disappointed to see that this wasn't a contest about skin tone not matching underwear color. Oh well, that leaves something for me to do