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I finally managed to resurrect an old computer (well, not so old--P4 1.33Mhz) I had at home and got my DSL working again. Hope to see you all in-game soon

- J

Ps. I tried to go through the dozen or so threads on the quest board but I got bored pretty quickly, hehe. Could someone give me an abridged version of last week's quest events?

1.33mhz?!
Holy cheese, that's like...ghahaa, i guess someone meant ghz, ain't a big deal
Glad that you're back

Welcome back! I am not the best person to update you with quest events since I never seem to be online when they happen but from I have read in the forums and heard from others:

Xandebaric is continuing to cause havoc.

Corona pops up now and then for giggles and flamestrikes.

Various small quests have been going on the last couple of weeks as well.

Bayn, you left out the Great Order Guard Uprising!

Due to a power vacuum created with Lord Joram's absence, all of the Order Guards have rebelled against "order" and joined the far superior Chaos Guards, where we don't need no stinkin' leader!

Atei wrote:Bayn, you left out the Great Order Guard Uprising!

Due to a power vacuum created with Lord Joram's absence, all of the Order Guards have rebelled against "order" and joined the far superior Chaos Guards, where we don't need no stinkin' leader!

Oh yeah, that! I did indeed forget. I really should have remembered because my newbie Virtue Guard, Kayn, joined the Order Guards long enough to slip an innoculous substance into the OG's teapot. You know, the one they use when they have tea and crumpets?

It doesn't cause any actual harm but promotes intense, long lasting flatulence. Kayn then laughed uproariously and, holding his nose, ran away in the general direction of Lord Blackthorne's castle.

That convinced many of the OG's to desert their stinky posts and head elsewhere.

Oh blah! Im still an order guard. I didnt desert you joram. Welcome back. Oh look at mine and lagger's picture bayn did for us. Its under the subject for the new pictures. tell me what you think. Welcome back commander

Love The Order Guard Goddess(Herks choice)
Elwen

they only wanted to join chaos guards cause IM a chaos gaurd now. everyone loves me and wants to be near me *glows with radiance*

btw.
IM GLAD YOUR BACK!
come play with us now! me and Daeron miss rping with you. its not so fun anymore.

Almost had me fooled until I read . . .

all of the Order Guards have rebelled against "order" and joined the far superior Chaos Guards,

Then I knew it had to be a joke

oh joram. you know you want to be chaos with me *giggles*

yeah right liselle joram wouldnt leave the order guards for you or anyone else. oh joram while you were absent herk gave me the nickname of order guard goddess...doesnt it just fit! Just running it by the captain to make sure i can keep it. Love ya

Love the Order Guard Goddess,
Elwen

he wouldnt join chaos for me?!?!
*starts to cry*
*bites her lip*
fine. its ok...i dont mind..

you shouldnt even ask something like that. He is the commander of the order guards. He wouldnt change to chaos for anyone.

lol relax
i was joking.

Elwen Dragonfire wrote:you shouldnt even ask something like that. He is the commander of the order guards. He wouldnt change to chaos for anyone.

He would join them if the Queen told him to. He would stand on his head and whistle the opening bars of "Ophidian's Concerto #2" if the Queen asked him. That is what Order Guards do, total obedience.

*nods solemnly and sticks his tongue out at you*