Hello, my name is Gustav and i'm looking for a friend.
Following kind of friend would be welcome:
Likes to drink(i surely like *hic*).
Doesn't know what square root is.
Tells good jokes.
Owns a bar(oh boy, heaven).
Hates pointy eared creatures.
Must like garlic.
Let me know if you are my new best friend! *hic*
-Gustav Bassett