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by **Arcanum** on Tue Oct 29, 2002 6:58 pm

Because the true classics should never die, I resubmit for your viewing pleasure: http://www.realultimatepower.net/

I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

by **Joram Lionheart** on Tue Oct 29, 2002 7:56 pm

I found a link to a "CNN article" on his site that I thought was real funny. (check under the "hatemail" section).

Tuesday, October 15, 2002 Posted: 2:24 PM EDT (1824 GMT)

http://www.realultimatepower.net (CNN) -- A single mother leads a coalition to call for more repsonsibility in controlling information produced from the internet. Her first target--a website about ninjas.

Mutton, South Carolina--Margerie Evans, a single mother of three, filed charges on Monday against Robert Hamburger, a 10-year-old Los Angelean, for his portrayal of ninjas in a popular website.

"This young man is encourganging the youth to physically act out violence. Doesn't [Robert] remember Columbine? Where was he on September 11th?" said Ms. Evans in a statement to Reuters. In a prelimary trial, Ms. Evans stated that because of realultimatepower.net, her children have been climbing on the furniture, beating on cats, and "spitting up all over the damn place."

The website Ms. Evans is talking about is a passionate, but slanted, exposÃ© on the ways of the ninja. In it, Robert Hamburger details various facts about ninjas such as:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas flip out all the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

and the like. Ms. Evans reports that it is Robert's authoritative tone that makes the site so convincing to children.

"Ms. Evans is a hard working Christian mother who is just trying raise her kids right. How can she do that when you've got demented little boys filling the internet with violent lies? People believe anything if it's presented on the internet. It's a dangerous medium that must be controlled carefully" said Ms. Evans' attorney on Monday.

When asked about the lawsuit, Robert Hamburger replied "Ms. Evans is a frigg'n idiot. She needs to shut her mouth right now or I'm going to take a skinny dump on her scalp. "

Despite the lawsuit, Robert says he will continue to tell people how sweet ninjas are "no matter what" and pork as many hot babes as it takes.

by **Tel'Imoen** on Wed Oct 30, 2002 5:35 am

People believe anything if it's presented on the internet

Earlier this week US Congress passed a bill that requires all citizens to send me all their money, or else they get in trouble.

Even though the above statement isn't true, feel free to send me all your money anyway

by **Gabriella** on Wed Oct 30, 2002 5:37 am

Tel'Imoen wrote:feel free to send me all your money anyway

Money?? I have plenty of gold, in-game. But no money to be had anywhere.

by **Sebastian** on Sun Nov 10, 2002 5:33 am

*is a mammal*

Even though Drocket doesn't get the whole ninja joke, we might just have to make this sticky.

:terminator:

Closest thing to a ninja emoticon we have. Someone want to draw a really cool one for me?

by **Drocket** on Sun Nov 10, 2002 6:13 am

Just for you.

:ninja:

by **Arcanum** on Sun Nov 10, 2002 6:57 am

This is the coolest thing I've ever seen:

:ninja:

by **Jeratain** on Sun Nov 10, 2002 9:50 am

That's so sweet that I want to crap my pants!

by **Sebastian** on Mon Nov 11, 2002 1:18 am

Thanks Drocket.

by **Keelarr Ranar** on Mon Nov 11, 2002 7:49 pm

undoubtedly the best of the best of the BEST SIR! :ninja:

by **Uthr Rhain** on Mon Nov 11, 2002 9:33 pm

We need to make that bigger and load it on every web site we can find :twisted:

resistance is futile

by **Keelarr Ranar** on Fri Jan 10, 2003 5:23 pm

forget not the ninja!

by **Sebastian** on Fri Jan 10, 2003 6:54 pm

It never stops being funny, does it?

by **Atei** on Fri Jan 10, 2003 7:07 pm

Sebastian wrote:It never stops being funny, does it?

Kinda like Michigan football...

:twisted:

*OSU 2002 National Champions*

by **Sebastian** on Fri Jan 10, 2003 7:14 pm

Atei wrote:
Sebastian wrote:It never stops being funny, does it?

Kinda like Michigan football...

*OSU 2002 National Champions*

That's only because they didn't meet my Terps!

ph33r the Turtle, foo.

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Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.

He's been sued!

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