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Da Bogmu King ob da Urks. Yes me is dah new King ob da Urks. Me went tu despise en kill all dat opposed me. Den me bashy dem userpers tu me throne. Me bashud dem all gud. Me first decree was tu putith da Samackith down on dem ungrateful servents ob mine. its gud tu be da King. Den me rid dah place ob dem big stoopid berdy enfestashun. Anchant no more are yah Biotch. Den me hafta fend off 3 mo coo attempts but dey is all stoopid week urks no strung like da Bogmu. Me try tu redecorates but dem urks just break tings up. En dont get me starud on dose marksmun. Dey could not hit squat en dye keep blowing dem selfs up. Dey lub me en brings me stuffs tu show dere legance tu da King Bogmu. But dey really no wana give up da gud stuff so me hafta get out bashy stick. Lub is tuff but me hafta be firms witd me subjects. 3 Kings unitedd tu try to take me throne before me left but me defeated all 3 at unce cuse me strung as mowtun. As me left me could see da Lub in da Urks eyes fer dere new King er was dat fear me no really sure yets.

Dere one down side to beun king ob da urks. Dere is no wenches...er...um...oh me mean lobly ladys.

Das Urks did hab eh few kegs ob gramps ranar fierce brew dat dey mustob stole. We used to celebrate me corinashun as king.

Well if you are to be corronated, then you will want some of his Royal Select...I'll send a donation over if I can sneak the key..