Reign of Terror: Mardius the wet
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 2:31 amYesterday I was headed to the woods of Serpent's Hold to dig up some buried treasure when I met a few water elementals. "Lazy treasure hunters didn't clean up their mess again" I thought for a second. I took out the first eles quickly and found Kiross's druid staff. "Kiross! Let your soul rest in peace, I WILL AVENGE YOU!"
I plunged ahead into the deluge. It was raining cats and dogs, err, I mean it was raining water elementals and water spouts. A storm of chain lightnings burst over head as I thought "its time to sink or swim." Come hell or high water I would mop the island clean.
I knew Gragus the Green could keep his head above water against mages without raising a sweat, so I let him take downpour of spells on himself while I pumped out a few healing spells. Gragus took out the water eles like fish in a barrel, it was like he had been saving a can of whoop@$$ for a rainy day. We wadded through the waves of attackers to the guard post.
And who should we find there but Mardius the Wet.
"Look, a fish out of water" I said. "You are up **** creek without a paddle." spit Gragus at Mardius. It looked like Mardius had summoned all these wet socks as he and a pool of his bodyguards swept at us like a tsunami. Soon Mardius's pools of blood were draining into the soil with the other puddles.
"He's all washed up now" said Gragus.
"His skills must have slipped" I replied.
"He's just another drop in the ocean now"
"He was slow like a drunk"
"Bet he spent money like water drowning his sorrows"
"He couldn't go with the flow"
"That drip was all wet"
Mardius had a nice loot drop though. My mouth watered as pulled up an aquarium deed.
Ack, I can't believe I wrote all this, I'm so ashamed. Maybe my words would be more palatable watered down. Oops, ok no more of that. I wash my hands clean of it. You'll forgive me right? Its all water under the bridge?
I plunged ahead into the deluge. It was raining cats and dogs, err, I mean it was raining water elementals and water spouts. A storm of chain lightnings burst over head as I thought "its time to sink or swim." Come hell or high water I would mop the island clean.
I knew Gragus the Green could keep his head above water against mages without raising a sweat, so I let him take downpour of spells on himself while I pumped out a few healing spells. Gragus took out the water eles like fish in a barrel, it was like he had been saving a can of whoop@$$ for a rainy day. We wadded through the waves of attackers to the guard post.
And who should we find there but Mardius the Wet.
"Look, a fish out of water" I said. "You are up **** creek without a paddle." spit Gragus at Mardius. It looked like Mardius had summoned all these wet socks as he and a pool of his bodyguards swept at us like a tsunami. Soon Mardius's pools of blood were draining into the soil with the other puddles.
"He's all washed up now" said Gragus.
"His skills must have slipped" I replied.
"He's just another drop in the ocean now"
"He was slow like a drunk"
"Bet he spent money like water drowning his sorrows"
"He couldn't go with the flow"
"That drip was all wet"
Mardius had a nice loot drop though. My mouth watered as pulled up an aquarium deed.
Ack, I can't believe I wrote all this, I'm so ashamed. Maybe my words would be more palatable watered down. Oops, ok no more of that. I wash my hands clean of it. You'll forgive me right? Its all water under the bridge?
