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I, Marius the Black, most despicable, feared and otherwise unwholesome (yet universally loved) villain is back! And I came with wrath and anger, plague and pestilence, bearing ill-omens for the elderly, blight and woe for the middle-aged and sour-tasting candy for those under the age of ten!

Well, strike that last part. I'll make it sour and expensive candy!

Mwahahahahahahaha!

If you have not yet lost all vestiges of sanity, and run screaming into the abyssal terror that remains in my wake, let you know this; the gold I have been visciously hoarding gold, (money, we're talking about the real world here. Sort of. ) so that the excessive tax hikes Drocket - that thorn he is in my side! - has placed on all Grand Master Villians, will not slow my arrival.

Tranlsation: I almost have enough money to get my computer fixed and a net connection. Yay!

Lo and behold! An Age of Darkness is Nigh! Quiver in your over-worn, never-washed (or changed) paltry UO garments and bad fashion sense. (I mean, a feather in a hat? Really?) My villany comes much more personally to you in game. And who said I wasn't devoted to the people? Bah! For those who are new; QUAKE IN YOUR BOOTS!

Mwahahahahahaha!

Marius the Black
Megalomaniac Nonpariel

Mr. Black, giving fashion tips. Tsk-tsk. Welcome back, Marius.

Pau Atei
Proud Feather-in-the-Hat Wearer

Ahhh Marius welcome back
You have been missed sir, I'm glad the tax issue has been resolved.

~Bronwyn~
Friend to people who wear feather caps

Marius the Black wrote:Well, strike that last part. I'll make it sour and expensive candy!

UMMM!

QUAKE IN YOUR BOOTS!

But...but...I generally go barefoot with most of my guys.

You know Bayn despite the number of obsidian and porcelain mounts around the streets are still covered with uhm "organic soil supplements". barefoot ick.

It's supposed to be really good for plantar warts and certain other skin problems. Maybe it's folklore. Granny and I never wore boots in the pasture, and we weren't too very careful where we were walking all the time either. Farm life is like that. It's simpler and much smellier than city life.



OH! and welcome back, Dark Master. We shall all bow down, yada yada.

Hiya Marius(from Kasia)glad to see you wil soon be rejoining us.

That's it. I'm not coming back if Marius is coming back. That guy gives me the creeps.

Just kidding. I adore Marius. (Despite his constant ramblings of his superiority.) Hopefully I will be back soon as well and we can hook up and argue for hours about who is "da bomb".

You are all missed,


Chelsea

Never heard of this Mr. Black but I assume he is more into his superioraty then Mal. I love mals clones sayings and expect something equaly as good from you Mr. Black.